gameboy-sp:

"Honey, I’m leaving you for Poussey”

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yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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(Source: mymodernmet)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come


hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

(Source: rlaph)

nyehs:

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

(Source: bauks)

findingmyyellowumbrella:

I’m a sucker for anything that has a white/cream lace pattern. Especially when it comes to clothing. Wearing white/cream lace makes can make any girl feel cute and sexy at the same time.